another one of those days

Kirsten. - that horny little monster from Scotland









  • Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
  • Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.






  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt